BREAKING NEWS : A NEW VIRAL FEVER EPIDEMIC IN THE CITY

22 june, 2007
mumbai
according to the reoprts of the indian medical association a new viral fever has attacked the city. the lethal virus, Suffocative Brains Immune System, more commonly known as SBI, is spreading throughout the city. the new report on the virus say that it may have already attcked nationwide makeing this vioral fever epidemic a national emmergency situation.
the first signs of th virus were found when the news spread that state bank of india (SBI) is recruiting thousands of young candidates through a nationwide entrance exam. the position offered was of branch clerk along with other benefits as PA, TA, Mediclaim and PF securing the young candidates future.
the virus reportedly centers its attack on the brain of the victim. it destroys the grey cells taking away the rational thinking capacity of the victim. the fever also takes away the capability of man to think differntly and dream. if the fever persists, it leads to the terrible condition of a very narrow mind and inability to foresee. strangely enough, the virus does not affect possesser of the virus as though physical death does not occur, it may lead to suffocation
the virus is lethal and attacks people beyond the age group of 45 years. parents with young teenagers especially in media or other such creative fields are most common victims of this fever. strangely enough, the virus does not affect possesser of the virus as it does to the young teenage offspring of the posseesor. most horrific results are seen when both the parents are the carriers of the deadly virus SBI. the teenager goes through a series of violent ouburts or depression. though physical death does not occur, the fever results in suffocation of the soul and dreams and destruction of trust towards parents. the fever may also result in high frustration levels and lead to situations like leaving the house or suicide for the teenagers.